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The mayor of a small town in Texas has resigned after secretly keeping her neighbour’s Shih Tzu while pretending it had died. Neighbours had asked Alice Mayor Grace Saenz-Lopez to look after the dog, Puddles, during a holiday. She called them to say it was dead. But the dog, which Ms Saenz-Lopez had renamed Panchito, was later seen at a dog groomer’s and at her sister’s home.

This article puzzles me for two reasons:

  1. I don’t know what the hell Saenz-Lopez was thinking by stealing her neighbour’s dog and then lying about its death; and,
  2. I don’t know why the hell the reporter wouldn’t address this question in the article.

This is one of the problems with journalism nowadays. The focus on balance or impartiality or whatever has completely stiffled any sort of true exploration of the issues reported on in the news. Why didn’t anyone think to ask the mayor of Alice: “Seriously, your honour, what the fuck? The citizens of this town voted for you, and they have a right to know why you thought you could steal your neighbour’s dog.”

Seriously, just ask her! What’s she going to say, “I’m too shit-fucking crazy to answer that, so, uh, no comment.”

We’re leaving this criticism up to the likes of Michael Moore, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert. And I’m glad they do what they do; despite the humour these guys use to present their ideas, they’re hitting the nail on the head where “real” news shows aren’t.

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3 Responses to “Filed under "WTF"”

  1. Fish
    February 4, 2008 at 5:00 pm #

    That’s so retarded, I don’t even know what to say…

  2. Fish
    February 4, 2008 at 5:03 pm #

    Okay, so I read somewhere that the mayor did it because she thought the dog was being abused and she was saving it from certain death. I retract my retardedness statement. Crazy or not, if her alleged motive was to save the dog, then I’m all in.

  3. Richard
    March 24, 2008 at 8:21 am #

    Its unreal that in Vietnam that dog would be dinner.