Coffee FAIL the second…
As I was typing my last tweet, I paused to sip upon my [very shitty] extra-large single-single. Big Mistake.

This time, it was like I was drinking more than the capacity my mouth-hole would allow. Coffee spilled over the sides of my mouth and onto my desk, thankfully not ruining the very fabulous nerd shirt I’m wearing today. I blame the lid on this cup of coffee for this most recent fail. Also: my own ineptitude.

Haha awesome pic.
I thought of you yesterday when some poor guy behind the counter dropped an ENTIRE BAG OF CREAM on the counter, and said ENTIRE BAG OF CREAM spilled onto the floor, drenching the pants of many of his co-workers during the morning Timmy Ho’s rush. Yay, creampants!
Oooh fabulous nerd shirt!