Coffee FAIL
I have a real problem with always spilling coffee on myself. Henceforth, each time it happens, I will hold myself to account, using this fabulous image created for me by the very splendid and worthwhile @foomanizer:

Today, the spillage took place at approximately 10:30am. I soiled my green hoodie and my “I’ll be Bach” T-shirt. I was made fun of by @britl, @hules, and several others.
Incidentally, for me the image showcases the crowdsourcing power of Twitter. @Foomanizer created this because he read my tweet and was bored. I got a response to my call for a CoffeeFAIL Whale image within an hour. Unreal!
If there’s anyone out there who thinks they can improve on the design, please have a go. CoffeeFAIL must not persist, but it will, so let’s at least make it amusing.

Where’s the stopwatch counting until the next time you spill?
better coffee than beer…
Brit,
I think he should have both a countdown…and a counter…so one that counts down to the next one…andone that states how many hours/minutes/days/weeks since his last
I love it. #bacon
While I can reliably predict that I WILL spill again, I haven’t the clairvoyance to know precisely when. Since I’ll probably have another coffee this afternoon, though, it’s probably going to happen in another few hours. :/