Just to bring you a bit of jesus-egg-day cheer, after tweeting about how much I hate Tim Hortons coffee (which I do) I failed to pour said coffee into my mouth, instead looking down in horror as drips of the horrible brew smashed down upon my desk in what seemed like slow motion.
To be fair, it wasn’t entirely my fault. It was one of the designers. He came past my desk and threatened to sneeze on me. This resulted in the cessation of all functioning in my lower lip. For some reason.
Anyway, gloat all you want. At least that’s several more drops of this shite coffee I won’t have to drink.