It’s been over a week and a half since I’ve updated you on my beardly progress. A lesser man would have little to report, other than maybe a slightly thicker beard. With me, this is not entirely the case.
Oh sure, it’s thicker. But it’s a helluva lot thicker. Terrifying, actually, that I can grow hair this quickly. If rapid hair-growth counted as a superpower, I’d be Professor fucking-X… if Professor X had hair. Check it:
The question now: How much thicker will it get? I don’t want to ZZ Top this mofo. However, certain key beard areas aren’t quite at the thickness they should be. But compare the above photo to my previous entry:
Oh cool! That zit cleared up.
Yes, you get the idea. And that idea is facial hair. The question is, am I even remotely approaching the sexiness of this man? Only time will tell…