It’s been a busy week for me, friends. From posting about the Unknown Studio’s birthday, to prepping for our next show, to the day job and life in general, I haven’t really had a moment’s rest since last weekend. So, for this week’s FML Friday, I’m introducing “quick hits.” I’ll respond to five FMLs instead of three, but the responses will be no longer than one or two sentences.
Are you ready?
That’s what friends are for
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my “friends”. I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
This was a demonstration of your friends’ love for you, even though it seems totally counter-intuitive. Stop being such a pussy and up the ante.
Grey skies are gonna clear up
Today, a powerful thunderstorm rolled through my area. I’d forgotten I’d left my sunroof open. FML
If this is all you have to complain about — I mean, fuck you for having a sunroof, pal — then you’re got it good. Grab some towels and turn that frown upside down.
To infinite! And bey-bleeeeerrraaaaagh
Today, I saw Toy Story 3 with my mom. At some point, she emptied her soda and filled her cup with alcohol from a flask. Eventually, she puked all over the little kid sitting in front of her. FML
Your mom is actually awesome. Nothing beats one-upping a kid at a movie by puking on him before he turns around and pukes on you!
Fish heads, fish heads
Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was “You smell awful.” I work in a fish store. FML
You work at a fish store, huh? Then he was probably right: you smell awful. Our condolences.
Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML
Dude: that sucks.