You’ll recall a few weeks back, we announced that the Unknown Studio’s season finale would be recorded live before a studio audience. The only issue with this is that generally our studio is Scott’s basement. And while it’s a terrific, sound-proof nerd-cave that we always have a great time in, it’s not really conducive to [...]
An ancient philosopher once said, “He whose syrup is combined with unusual effervescence shall live for all eternity.” That same man* was stoned to death for his progressive views on the mixing of potables with effervescence, sure. But he wasn’t wrong. Because soda, as we all know, is delicious. Now I know what you’re thinking: [...]
Some days, I feel like at least one of the two dogs depicted in the photo above. You know, you’re going flat-out, someone’s attached a muzzle to your face and you’re just trying to make it across the finish line. But who am I to complain? Everyone’s busy. This isn’t a unique or interesting problem. [...]
Since before Christmas, things have been a little bit dodgy here at the Unknown Studio. The server this lovely podcast and blog lives on was hacked… possibly by Angelina Jolie’s character from Hackers — we haven’t been able to confirm or deny this allegation. But the result was that several people who like reading this [...]
If you visit this website frequently — seriously, if you do we really have to thank you since we’ve really only been updating it every two weeks lately — then you’ll know that the Unknown Studio’s old look was, well, old-looking. We had a lot of dizzle-dazzle going on: Javascript widgets and rotating images that [...]
Relationships, right, people? I mean, what more is there to say? So onerous are relationships that the popular social network Facebook includes “it’s complicated” among users relationships statuses. Fucked up, I know. OK, so we all know relationships are complicated, and we’re at least a little bit familiar with the everyday, run-of-the-mill complications. However, the [...]
Every now and then, the person or persons who submit their complaints to FMyLife.com are so clearly exaggerating that only a nincompoop would believe their fish tales. And when I say “every now and then” what I’m really trying to say is, “almost always.” These little submissions aren’t terribly long, but there are lines you [...]
Very few things are better than creating a long weekend out of nothing more than a vacation day, and Saturday and Sunday. That’s precisely what I did yesterday at the precise time of this writing. I took the day off. I even took the day off from writing FML Friday, which is why this one appears [...]