The Unknown Studio

Well, friends, this column marks the very last EVER FML Friday for the Unknown Studio. That’s right, we’re moving onto bigger and better things. More varied content! More rants! More More More!

And Smores! OK, I only thought of smores because it contains the word “more” and I’m going camping this weekend.

But this final installment of FML Friday is themed (applause)! This week, it’s all about money! Read the rest of this entry »

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It’s the second last week of effing our elles here at the Unknown Studio… and let me tell you, the last however long we’ve been doing this have been… well memorable. As in, we’ll remember that we should remember what an OK time this was.

Now, if you’re still here and haven’t shot yourself in the face from hardcore mediocrity, then read on. I guess. Read the rest of this entry »

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OK, the title would suggest that this week’s FML Friday is going to be truly epic. I wish that were the truth.

The ACTUAL truth is these FMLs stay at the same level of quality: bunch of first-world problems from whiny little sucks. But even after all this time, even in spite of the fact that this whole FML Friday dream ends at the end of July, all of this — THIS! — makes it worth it.

Now let’s hear it from the morons Read the rest of this entry »

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Today we look to the wisdom of clichés, as guest respondent “Swami Clichet” takes a crack at answering these insipid, vacuous first-world problems with the class and style of a man who wears swimming goggles as reading glasses. He’s just that weird, friends.

Take it away, Swami! Read the rest of this entry »

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You know, I really dug the quick hits from last week so I’m doing it again! And since I also believe the interest in this little FML Friday venture is wearing thin, I’ll also add that July will be our last month of FML Fridays. That’s right, we’ll be nixing them. Because kicking a dead horse, while fun, is also messy and tiresome.

But you have us for the next four weeks. The beginning of the end! Read the rest of this entry »

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It’s been a busy week for me, friends. From posting about the Unknown Studio’s birthday, to prepping for our next show, to the day job and life in general, I haven’t really had a moment’s rest since last weekend. So, for this week’s FML Friday, I’m introducing “quick hits.” I’ll respond to five FMLs instead of three, but the responses will be no longer than one or two sentences.

Are you ready? Read the rest of this entry »

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