The Unknown Studio

I know, I know… You’ve been waiting in front of your computer, unshowered and angry, since yesterday hoping to see the latest edition of FML Friday. Except, check this out: unlike all other bloggers out there, I have a job. I have deadlines. I needed to, you know, do stuff that sort of trumped this whole thing.

But I’m really sorry I didn’t get this to you sooner. I hope I didn’t ruin your weekend.

Now let’s get this bizarre show on the road! Read the rest of this entry »

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Do you actually know the origin of the word “Friday”? It comes from the Old English meaning Day of the Frige. In common parlance, it means, “When is this friggin’ day over? I really could use several stiff drinks.”

Here at the Unknown Studio, it means “A day where we make fun of the ninnies and dorks who feel the need to document their failing at FmyLife.com.”

And rather than indulge that documentation, we give ‘em what for. Read the rest of this entry »

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This is late. I’m a busy man. Eff Em Ell.

No, I’m kidding. I don’t want to Eff my Anything. The new jorb’s going well. The people are nice, my boss hasn’t tried to kill me (except with extreme hot and cold temperatures in my office — something he attributes to “the building” [where the building is obviously someone or someTHING that wants to kill me. FML]), and I have a sweet office, as I mentioned before.

And while all those things might delay me in posting this — those things and my own failure to recall that yesterday was Thursday — they are here for you know, in fabulous internet style.

Enjoy the rage! Read the rest of this entry »

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Finally the week is at an end. It’s time to kick back, enjoy the sunshine, spend a few quatloos on some Romulan Ale… You know, really awesome stuff.

But before any of that happens, we need to look into the dismal lives of FML contributors. Anchors away! Read the rest of this entry »

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We had a request last week… seems we went much to easy on the FML writers. There wasn’t enough spite or vitriol in our responses to really show we meant business.

And let me tell you, fair reader, WE MEAN BUSINESS. We mean it in both official languages. We mean it in Esperanto. But since no one speaks Esperanto, we’ll just deliver the straight goods like we always do: in straight-up, unadulterated, rage-filled English.

Happy FML Friday! Read the rest of this entry »

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I spend an awful lot of time making fun of people in these FML Friday posts. Sometimes it isn’t easy. Sometimes I go out of my way to, well, be a dick. Because I think the airing of grievances such as these should be reserved for either:

A. Tumblr.
B. Festivus.
C. Nothing else.

But still netizens post their thoughts and sadness. And so, today, in the spirit of Jesus Christ, who was hatched from a Easter Egg laid by the bunny from Donnie Darko, I present to you the “That Sucks” edition of FML Friday, wherein I try to remain sympathetic to the plight of the pathetic.

Just this once. Read the rest of this entry »

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