Vagueness and bad hair on FML Friday
Sometimes we only get some of the information out of a person telling a story. And when this happens, it’s always irritating. Because we worry about you, you know. How come you don’t call anymore? Today, we look at FMLers who seem to leave us wanting more. “And then what happened?” would be the question to […]
The Unknown Studio just got sexier
Back in February, which seems like ages ago at this point, Scott and I were hemming and hawing about what kind of guest to have on the show. We wanted someone interesting and somewhat edgy, who wasn’t going to talk about love and all the silly mushy stuff. Because who wants to hear that on […]
[FML Friday]: Epic Fails
The Friday before a long weekend is always tough. No one wants to be at work — in fact, some people take this Friday off. Like everyone in my office. But I’m not going to leave you, dear reader. I wouldn’t dream of it. Because I’m a robot and robots don’t dream. Besides, if I’m […]
[FML Friday]: People are dumb, strange and sick
The alphabet’s a funny thing. Twenty-six letters forming thousands of words, and all some people can come up with is, “fuck my life.” That’s a sad indictment of the state of western civilization. And while the BBC would have you believe the internet is a revolutionary step for humankind, Fmylife.com obviously sets our species back […]
FML Friday – hellooooo New Year!
We’re back from the holidays with the first edition of FML Friday for 2010. And let’s make one thing perfectly clear here: it’s pronounced twenty-ten. Say it any other way, and not only are you wasting people’s time reading needless syllables, but you sound like a robot. And not the awesome “butler” kind of robot […]